The Other Curtis

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But essentially, some guy is terrible at giving his email address to people. He gives mine out instead. To his boss, his clients and his wife. Then I make fun of them (and him).

Pretty simple really.

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Email #2: Confirmed. The Other Curtis is a slacker.

Curtis,

 Please stop buys my office as soon as you can to discuss session usage and month projection. Analyze your business prior to our meeting and compile an action plan to bolster up your business. We have suffered a back slide this pay period and I would like us to nip this at the bud.

 

Regards,

 G

Giuseppe Ciccolella 

PERSONAL TRAINING MANAGER 

EQUINOX

Shape up Other Curt! You’re making us look incredibly lazy.

Also, note Juice’s command of English colloquialisms.

Nawwwww, <3 U Juice.