The Other Curtis

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But essentially, some guy is terrible at giving his email address to people. He gives mine out instead. To his boss, his clients and his wife. Then I make fun of them (and him).

Pretty simple really.

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Temptation.

Hi Curtis!

Hi!

My name is Sharon and I have been to several of your NFL training classes at Equinox on 43rd street.

I remember you! You were the one with the New York Jets jersey coquettishly draped off your shoulder. If I were you, I’d google the team your instructor played for before hitting on him.

Due to work constrictions, I was not able to make it today ( Feb.16th) and I am hoping that I can make it next Tuesday.

Just a reminder, next Tuesday is ‘Bring your soul crushing late 30s desperation to the Gym” Day. There will be cake.

In any case- what other Equinox do you teach this class in?

Is this your way of asking me out? Because if so it’s wildly inappropriate. Plus, the DUMBO Equinox is two trains away. Fuck that.

Can we chat about having training session outside of Equinox at my building’s gym?

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Slow down honey. That’s like asking me to cheat on my wife with my wife’s separately managed but ultimately identical twin sister. That is not happening. Unless you live on Broadway and 5th. My manicurist is near there.

Thank you so much!

Sharon

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